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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

#BlakeLively's Top Five Excuses for Taking Those Naked Cell Phone Pictures

The Interwebs are abuzz with talk that actress Blake Lively (Gossip Girl, Green Lantern) created some naked pictures of herself with her cell phone and sent them out. Of course, it's probably just a coincidence that she has a big movie coming out (Green Lantern) and a new season of her TV show, Gossip Girl, and just happens to be dating Hollywood leading man Leonardo DiCaprio. Of course, now that everyone (okay, almost everyone) has seen them, her representatives are saying they are not actually pictures of her, but someone else.

Sure.

Blake Lively's Top Five Excuses for Taking Those Naked Cell Phone Pictures

#5. Steve Jobs called, said there was a new iPhone app that actually could put clothes ON pictures of naked girls, but he needed some test shots to see if it actually works. It was research!
#4. Hey, ain't nobody ever said you had to be Steven Hawking to become an second-rate actress in Hollywood.
#3. Her producers on Gossip Girl claimed it would help her prepare for a plot twist this season where her character actually does exact same stupid thing.
#2. You know, at some point you'll do just about ANYTHING to get Leonardo to shut up after you mistakenly ask him to explain the plot of Inception.
#1. We're all grieving the death of Macho Man Randy Savage in our own way.

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