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Monday, June 13, 2011

Top Five Jokes About LeBron James Following the Miami Heat's Loss in the NBA Finals (No Rings, No Fourth Quarter)

UPDATE: We've added a great LeBron "no rings" image. See it at the bottom of the post.

I have to admit, I didn't write any of these, but found them at various places online today. If you hear of any others, please add them to the Comments below!

Top Five Jokes About LeBron James Following the Miami Heat's Loss in the NBA Finals

- Why didn't LeBron go to college? He didn't want to show up for the finals.
- Tomorrow is Lebron James day in Dallas.  Everyone gets to leave 12 minutes early
- Why are Lebron's clothes always dirty?  His laundry machine requires 4 quarters.
- LeBron? No I don't think I know him. Doesn't have a ring to it.
- Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
- One period per month is enough for LeBron.
- I heard that LeBron James wanted to be in The Green Lantern, but the director wanted someone with experience wearing a ring.
- Why couldn't LeBron have a shot with Beyonce? Because he couldn't put a ring on it.
- In the offseason, LeBron's going to train with the Miami Police Department; they're not afraid to shoot.
- I found a cell phone today, but I know its not his, because it has a ring on it
- What's LeBron's favorite video game? SONIC because he can get all the rings that he wants
- Sprint (or Apple) is releasing the Lebron phone: only vibrates because it has no rings, and lasts for 3 quarters of a charge
- I asked LeBron for change for a dollar, but he only gave me 75 cents. When I asked why he said he didn't have a fourth quarter.


  1. Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

  2. LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.

  3. What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.

  4. Yo u should put ur cell on lebron mode NO RING!