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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Top Five Pick Up Lines That Surprisingly Didn't Work on Emma Watson (Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter movies)

Everyone knows Emma Watson, right? The young British actress made famous for playing Hogwarts student Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movie series? She, of course, is out promoting the last movie in the series (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2) and surprised a lot of people in the press when she revealed that, not only does she not have a boyfriend, she also doesn't get asked out much. The problem? Guys apparently are intimidated by her . . . or they are just using really bad pick-up lines.

Top Five Pick Up Lines That Surprisingly Didn't Work on Emma Watson (Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter movies)
#6. "Someone told me that you're looking for a new "Dark Arts" teacher?"
#5 "You truly are the Brighest Witch of Your Age because you've managed to put a spell . . . on my pants."
#4. Drunken frat guy (are there any other kind?) "Anyone ever tell you that you look like that girl from them Larry Porter movies? (throws up on shoes) Wanna come to a party a the Beta House?"
#3. "It would be a huge favor if I could tell my friends I went out on a date with Keira Knightly!"
#2. "Ever made it with a guy in a homemade Dumbledore costume before? No? Really?"
#1. "How would you like to earn 10 points for Gryffindor the hard way?"

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2 comments:

  1. Maybe #1 could also have been written:
    #1. "How would you like to earn 10 points for Gryffindor the EASY way?"
    Better? Worse?

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  2. I can Make you moan harder than Murtle!

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