The annual Major League Baseball draft is underway and hundreds of promising players from both the high school and college ranks are being given contracts by teams across the country. Unfortunately, not everyone who wants to play professional baseball will get to be a major leaguer.
Top Five Signs You're Probably Not Going to Be Drafted to Play Major League Baseball
#6. You're the only known person ever to take steroids and actually get smaller & weaker.
#5. At the plate, every time the pitcher starts his windup, you fall to the ground screaming "Not the face!"
#4. Not saying your foot speed is slow, but you tried to steal second base once and it took two innings for you to get there.
#3. Your nickname? Bobby "Tainted Urine Sample" Jones.
#2. Instead of a radar gun, they clock your fastball with an hourglass.
#1. Other players are awarded a "golden glove" for their fielding skill, you earned your team's "lead mitten" trophy.