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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Top Five Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the US Open

The prestigious US Open starts on Thursday and, while it doesn't happen very often, players can get kicked out of the tournament for what appears to be no reason at all.

Top Five Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the US Open

#6. Miss a fairway with your tee shot? Shotgun a beer. Repeat.
#5. After an impressive putt for birdie, instead of high-fiving your caddy you give him a long, slow French Kiss.
#4. Carrying all your clubs in your pants
#3. Repeatedly referring to the members of the Senior PGA Tour as "The Geezers of Golf"
#2. Playing in the tournament during the day, wrestling professionally at night under the name "The Cannibal Caddy".
#1. Wearing a Tiger Woods mask and having 14 trashy-looking women caddy for you at the same time.

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1 comment:

  1. Double bogey the hole, claim your 9 iron was hacked by a blender. Blame it on an ATM and check into rehab.

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