It's that time of year again, when Americans celebrate the birth of our nation by blowing up small pieces of it.
Top Five Least Popular Fourth of July Fireworks Names
#6. "I Can't Believe It's Not Dynamite!"
#5. Uncle Lefty's Nasty Surprise
#4. Slip 'n' Slide 'n' Sparklers
#3. Giant Ball of Hornets
#2. Lindsay Lohan's Flash Panties
#1. "Let's Not Wake the Baby!"