Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV producer Donald Trump just announced the cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. A lot of people wanted to be on the show but didn't get selected. Why?
Top Five Reasons You Weren't Selected for Donal Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice"
#5. On more than one occasion, you accidentally refereed to Mr. Trump as Mr. Combover.
#4. Even Gary Busey looks at you and says, "That's one crazy, messed up dude."
#3. Your only claim to fame so far is NOT marrying a Kardashian sister.
#2. You insisted on appearing only in a masked pro wrestler costume and be called "Dr. Mysterio."
#1. You get all your business advice from the voices in your head and right now they'll telling you to buy Kodak stock.
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