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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Top Five Reasons You Weren't Selected for Donal Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice"

Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV producer Donald Trump just announced the cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. A lot of people wanted to be on the show but didn't get selected. Why?

Top Five Reasons You Weren't Selected for Donal Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice"

#5. On more than one occasion, you accidentally refereed to Mr. Trump as Mr. Combover.
#4. Even Gary Busey looks at you and says, "That's one crazy, messed up dude."
#3. Your only claim to fame so far is NOT marrying a Kardashian sister.
#2. You insisted on appearing only in a masked pro wrestler costume and be called "Dr. Mysterio."
#1. You get all your business advice from the voices in your head and right now they'll telling you to buy Kodak stock.

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