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Monday, January 2, 2012

Top Five Signs Your New Years Resolutions Aren't Working

Did you make any New Years resolutions this year? Going to drop 20 lbs, quit smoking, maybe look for a job you lazy bastard?  Sometimes New Years resolutions work, and sometimes they don't.

Top Five Signs Your New Years Resolutions Aren't Working

#5. You want to quit smoking but the kid behind the register at the Butt Hutt is your only real friend.
#4. Once you stopped drinking, you realized just how boring your regular life is.
#3. No, looking one time at a pair of cute twins and thinking you wanted to date both of them does NOT make you a sex addict. Quit something else.
#2. You only got as far as "In 2012 I resolve to . . . " and then passed out drunk with a burning cigarette in one hand and a hooker in the other.
#1. Your resolution was to stop making New Years Resolutions.



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