By now, most of you know that the National Football League has suspended Sean Payton for the entire season and the Saints general manager for eight games following an investigation into reports that the defensive coordinators paid players a cash bounty for injuring opposing players. There is a whole laundry list of punishments handed out by the league, some you've heard of, others you may not.
Top Five Surprising Punishments From the NFL for the New Orleans Saints Following Bounty-gate
#5. Brad and Angelina will attend every game, lecture you at halftime about the importance of hurricane preparedness.
#4. Defensive players have their jock straps injected with fire ants just before kick-off.
#3. That "cheese" on your nachos? Oh yeah, they're going to punish you by making it from bland, flavorless real cheese.
#2. Brett Favre allowed to play for team at any time he wants to "un-retire" again, no questions asked.
#1. Beer prices cut in half, but they pour it into your hands.
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